What's crazier than one drunk operating a horse? How about two drunks operating a horse?

In the span of a week, police in Pennsylvania arrested an Amish man for operating a horse and buggy while intoxicated and police in Tennessee arrested a woman after she cut out the middleman and just operated a horse itself drunk.

Police received several reports from a local Christmas parade of a woman on a white horse slumped in her saddle, but officers were unable to locate the woman or the horse in the parade.

Police eventually found 46-year-old Patti Lynn Moore, still slumped forward on her horse outside of a motel. The responding officer described her as "extremely intoxicated."

Unlike the intoxicated Amish man, Moore only received a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication. I guess that because technically, the horse was the designated driver.