Villains (and villainesses) often have one goal in mind: destroy the good guy. If they're anything, it's single-minded. However, while their attempts on screen succeed or fail during a movie's climax, that's not the only climax they're interested in. When the projector stops, the credits roll, and the audience shuffling out either laments or applauds. Even the most vile antagonist feels a pang of sadness knowing he won or lost without a partner in crime to share it with.

We've thrown six actual personal ads onto Craigslist as if written by infamous movie characters. Read on to see if your favorite movie bad guy (or girl!) is going to score.


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Answer Key:
1) Elle Driver (Kill Bill)
2) Nurse Ratched (One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest)
3) Agent Smith (The Matrix)
4) Anton Chigurh (No Country for Old Men)
5) Ed Rooney (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)
6) Annie Wilkes (Misery)