Isn't there something that can be done about dogs who awkwardly hump everything in sight? The answer is yes, thanks to PABS -- the Pet Anti-Breeding System which is essentially a chastity belt for your dog. No, for real.

The idea came to PABS inventor Dexter Blanch after he was shot by his dog. Literally, his dog shot him with a gun and he almost lost his arm.

Naturally, his mind turned to preventing unplanned canine romances,
and he invented PABS -- a belt and sanitary pad system that straps onto the lower half of your dog to keep him from procreating, while not interfering with any bodily functions thus ensuring comfort, safety and peace of mind for all.

Keep reading to watch a promotional video and please explain to us if this is legitimate or the best-executed joke we've ever seen.