Dec 14th 2009 By Dan Solomon
After a long day of getting chewed out -- and potentially Force-choked -- by a boss like Darth Vader, it's totally clear that your average Imperial Stormtrooper would want to head down to the local cantina to unwind.
If you're enough of a nerd that you sympathize with Tag and Bink
for having what's plainly one of the galaxy's crappiest jobs, then we're betting you're also in the target market for a new ale from New England Brewing Company
: Imperial Stout Trooper.
The beer, which is available in Connecticut, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, New York and Florida (and, presumably, on Coruscant, Bespin and finer Star Destroyers everywhere), runs $13.99 for a 32-oz. bottle.
We really, really hope that New England Brewing Company can talk Billy Dee Williams into reprising his spokesman role in the classic Colt 45 ads
for the commercials.