For anyone frustrated by the amount of crap on television, meet the Cowboy Sharp Shooter remote control.

You can program it to do any one of a variety of features: power off your TV or peripheral device, change channels (either up or down), mute, etc. Note: It only performs one function at a time. And just to make you feel that much manlier, there's a gunshot sound with every trigger squeeze.

For days when you want to feel like the Sheriff of TV-land, the whole package comes with a gold badge. The Cowboy Sharp Shooter costs $17 from Uxsight; we recommend that you pair it with this ray gun remote, so you can still channel surf in both directions.