Ryan McKee, Asylum's resident genius, analyzes the latest Internet trends.

A man attacked Italy's prime minister, Silvio Berlusconi, with a small, metal souvenir replica of the Doumo di Milano. Oddly enough, almost a year ago to the day, President Bush had shoes thrown at him in Iraq, and only a week ago, Sarah Palin was attacked with tomatoes.

Clearly, this is a new and devious method of showing political agitation. Trend investigator Ryan McKee assesses the phenomenon and informs the White House on how to protect President Obama from meeting a similar random flying object fate. It involves the resurrection of a dead, comedy legend ...