10. I Ate Little Girls for Two Years (4,032 Diggs)
A woman calling in to win a radio contest of the most unusual things listeners had eaten made the startling admission that she had chowed down on human flesh for two years. In a calm, matter-of-fact voice, the woman explained that the butcher her family had gone to while living in Africa was later convicted of making his mincemeat out of little girls. The unwitting cannibal then informed the morning-drive audience that people meat is sweet tasting and unusually delicious. "The cute ones are the tastiest," Shizer joked. (We think.)

9. I Lied About Tattoo Blunder Because My Father Was Furious (4,296)
A Belgian girl with 56 freshly tattooed stars on her face set the Internet abuzz with the sensational charge that she came to this eye-catching affliction only after she had requested a mere three stars, and then fell asleep in the tattoo artist's chair. As those who spent a moment thinking about sleeping through the pain of a facial tattoo began to doubt her story, Kimberley Vlaminck confessed she made up the improbable tale because her father was understandably horrified by what she had done on her own fruition. JMFerris applauded his skepticism: "In a related story, today scientists reported that water is wet, fire is hot, and ice is cold."

8. Mother Sets Fire to Man Who Raped Her Daughter (4,763)
Antonio Soriano was serving a 9-year sentence for raping a 13-year-old girl when he was a granted a weekend furlough. During his brief freedom, he dared taunt the mother of his victim by mockingly inquiring, "How's your daughter." Later, in response to this callous affront, the outraged mom approached Soriano at a bar, poured kerosene on the rapist, and lit him up. The 69-year-old died 11 days later of internal burns. Diggers often have a soft spot for vigilante justice, especially when it's in response to sex crimes. ZincSaucier led the charge when he explained, "It's not so often I get a chance to advocate burning a man alive, so this is exciting for me."

7. 12-Hour Viagra-Fueled Orgy Ends in Death (4,823)
Sergey Tuganov bet two women $4,300 that he could make love to both of them, simultaneously, for 12 hours straight. And, no, this wasn't just a ploy to turn a couple female acquaintances into high-priced hookers. Determined to double his money as well as his pleasure, the 28-year-old Russian downed 30 Viagra pills before going work. Minutes after becoming the ultimate marathon man by improbably winning the wager, Tuganov died of a Viagra-induced heart attack. "He came and went at the same time," wrote Draxenato. "I wouldn't mind having that on my gravestone."

6. Baby-Faced Boy Is Father at 13 (5,435)
In February, England was enthralled with the tale of Alfie Patten, a baby-faced 13-year-old who impregnated his 15-year-old girlfriend despite looking like he was about 8. Then, about a month later, a pesky paternity test put an end to this charade. It turns out, pre-pubescent boys can't get girls pregnant and that poor Alfie's girlfriend wasn't as faithful as she so adamantly claimed. "I see grand-grand-grand-grand-parent potential here," said Winery, before learning the gig was up.