It's the most wonderful time of the year ... for geeks. The holidays are when nerds of all stripes can ask for the weirdest, most eyebrow-raising gifts and not only get away with it, but get it. In lieu of a traditional, all-encompassing holiday buyer's guide, we've set our phasers to "geek" and located gifts that will surely stun (in a good way) that lovable dweeb in your life.

Star Wars Lightsaber Chopsticks ($22.99)

Combine the child-like wonder of laser swords that cut through steel like butter with an excuse to eat more sushi and you get Kotobukiya's awesomely nerdy lightsaber chopsticks. Now you have an excuse to utter "The Force is strong with this Unagi."

Read on for the rest of our list of what to get geeks this holiday.

"Why Is Daddy in a Dress? Asking Awkward Questions with Baby Animals" Book ($9.99)

The sequel to last year's equally-hilarious postcard book "Grandma's Dead: Breaking Bad News With Baby Animals," this time the goal is to make asking those tough questions ("Are you a hooker?") a little easier. This new collection of postcards will elicit "awwws" and evil laughter in equal measure.

Mr. Potato Head As Boba Fett ($29.95)

He may have met an untimely end (who dies via sand monster when every other person in the universe has a blaster or lightsaber?), but Boba lives on thanks to this Mr. Potato Head. If you give it to a Star Wars fan-kid, make sure he doesn't play with it in the sandbox.

Star Trek Cuff Links ($65)

These spiffy cuff links will let the Trekkie in your life explore the final frontier of stylishness. And they're more preferable than a doom-inviting Starfleet red shirt gift.
"How to Take Over Teh Wurld: A LOLcat Guide 2 Winning" Book ($8.64)

Is there anything geekier than LOLcats? OK, yes, there is -- but that doesn't mean this book should go unread. It's the whole kitten caboodle (har har) of funny pictures of cats with poor grammar.
Halo Teabag T-Shirt ($19.97)

There's nothing quite like teabagging a guy in a game of "Halo": the humiliation, the joy, the blatant homo-eroticism. Now you can wear your video game fetish on your sleeve, literally.

Comic Book Wallets ($15)

The perfect way to carry a superhero in your pants (well, besides wearing Superman skivvies), this creative wallet counters its inherent geekiness by being a mature, sophisticated bifold that says, "I'm secure in my refined masculinity despite spending money on comics featuring burly men who wear their underwear outside their clothing."

Star Wars Tauntaun Sleeping Bag ($99.99)

Ever wanted to crawl inside a recently-dead animal but without the blood and guts and smell? This "Empire"-inspired sleeping bag requires no belly-slashing and is guaranteed to keep you toasty while you fall asleep watching the original trilogy for the 500th time.



Super Mario Bros. Wall Decals ($69.99)

Real geeks cover their walls with these wall graphics featuring 8-bit goodness for old-school Nintendo nerds. Let your pixels loose as Mario and Luigi eat 'shrooms and stomp goombas all over the living room.



Windows "Blue Screen of Death" T-Shirt ($15.95)

What better way to tip the universe's irony scales than to buy this T-shirt for someone who constantly runs into runtime errors? Perfect for your friend the IT guy who spends half his day under a desk.

8-Bit Tie ($14.99)

Need a gift for an 8-bit hero? This pixelated piece of fashion guarantees success at the office, whether it's getting someone a raise from their wily boss or putting that extra spring in their step as they stroll down the hallway whistling the "Super Mario Bros." theme.

D20 Earrings ($14.00)

The dungeon master mistress you love (and fear) can bridge the gap between sexy and nerdy with a pair of these fashionable earrings. Surprise her during your next D&D night and maybe she'll even stop picking on your Chaotic Neutral Dwarf.