Newlywed's sex life updated on TwitterWhat do you do if you're somebody's best man, but you've been sworn not to mess with him before or at his wedding? Wait until he's wed, then live-tweet his sex life, if you're one cruel genius living in the U.K.

One best man skirted his no-pranks promise by waiting until after the wedding, and now one couple (the prankster involved has courteously left the newlyweds and himself anonymous) is having their sex life Twittered unbeknownst to them, using a device hidden under their bed.

It's somewhat similar to a fart-tweeting chair on Instructables, but it can be placed under a mattress to detect when any sort of humping is going on by sensing pressure and motion. It also rates the force of the action and doles out a "frenzy" rating, then tweets it.

As if that weren't bad enough, the best man, who has made himself the judge, leaves little comments, and has compared some of their humping to Snow Patrol.

Wouldn't you rather just have somebody pretend to lose the ring for a second rather than have the workings of your dong likened to "Chasing Cars"?