Beer-Opening Dog Collar Unites Man's Greatest Loves

You love your dog. You love a nice, cold beer. You hate getting up to grab a bottle opener. The natural solution to this dilemma is probably already forming in your head.

But you're too late to market the idea. Introducing Bark4Beer, a retractable bottle opener built into a dog collar.

This clever gizmo comes courtesy of Adam Harris and John Hornbeak, two San Diego dudes who should immediately be given some sort of genius grant. Like many of us, they were sitting around drinking beer one afternoon, and neither of them wanted to stand up to fetch a bottle opener. But instead of teaching their dog to skateboard like the rest of us would have been doing, their buzzed brains pictured dollar signs when Fido entered.

Thanks to Harris and Hornbeak, you'll no longer have to stop talking to that bikini-clad babe in order to look for the church key at the pool party. You'll simply have to pray that your dog isn't hiding again because he inexplicably hates women with perfect breasts.

A video demonstrating how Bark4Beer works is after the jump. Now if someone could just train cats to make nachos, we'd be all set.