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Thanks to the hilarious site AutocompleteMe.com, we've learned how to make Google just a little bit more fun. Go to the search engine right now and start entering the phrase "I really hope you"; the Google Suggest function will offer a few "autocomplete" ideas, including "I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight."

Since we know Google likes to reserve its fun and games strictly for coming up with clever variations on its logo, we wondered how things like this wind up among the autocomplete suggestions. So we reached out to the company to find out the algorithm behind what it thinks you're looking for.

Keep reading to find out if someone at Google is just messing with you.

"Absolutely not," A Google spokesman, who was so unamused by our questions that he didn't even want his name associated with this article, told Asylum. "It is important to us that our suggestions are generated algorithmically and not manually edited. We will remove certain clearly pornographic, hateful or malicious slur terms," he explains. But other than that, the results stand.

"Our algorithms use a wide range of information to anticipate the queries users are most likely to want to see," he continued, adding that if you people weren't actually looking for information about "dinosaurs who shoot lasers when they roar," it wouldn't pop up so often. "The most important signal used for ranking search queries is popularity."

Not only do they not manually edit the results in order to encourage or discourage funny autocomplete suggestions, they kind of refuse to even think about them as funny.

"In general, Google strives to provide the most relevant and useful suggestions possible. Sometimes it may not be immediately obvious why a 'funny' suggestion is relevant, but upon further research, you'll discover that the suggestion is actually a popular phrase from a book, movie or other source."

So there you have it -- if you want to know who's responsible for the phrase "I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger" popping up when you're looking for the lyrics to Outkast's "I Like the Way You Move," don't blame Google. Blame the rest of the Internet. And Cal Noughton Jr.