Eight-Sided Menorah
Kind of like an industrial Hanukkah countdown menorah, it's made of anodized aluminum and with eight sides, you turn it every day as it removes one hole, counting down the eight days of Hanukkah for you.
Remaining Wall Menorah
LED Menorah Because anytime you start lighting candles, there's always a chance the cat is going to burn the whole neighborhood down, you can remove some of the risk from Hanukkah by using a completely geeked out LED menorah
Star Trek LED Menorah
If regular LED is not geeky enough for you, then the Star Trek LED Menorah has enough geek for all eight days.
Dog Hat Menorah
People like to dress up their pets. No one knows why, but they do. And over the holidays, this habit triples -- there are elves and Santas and reindeer dogs aplenty. And now, at long last, Jewish dogs can get in on the action.
Junk Menorah
Roger Wood runs a business called Klockwerks and generally makes clocks, but he's branched out into menorahs. Oh, and all his stuff is made from assorted spare parts from random other gadgets, ensuring that his handmade, one-of-a-kind items are going to be some of the most unique pieces you're ever likely to come across.
Star Wars Menorah
We couldn't represent "Star Trek" without giving a nod to the other epic space opera in our lives -- "Star Wars." In this case, it's lightsabers, C3PO and the Empire helping us commemorate the rededication of the Death Star, or something like that.
Dreidel Menorah
Multi-tasking is where it's at for the holidays, so why saddle yourself with a lazy menorah that does nothing but menor all day when you can get one that also turns into a dreidel? It's like the Transformers if it had been directed by a rabbi as opposed to Michael Bay.
Weiner Dog Menorah
All the world loves a weiner dog, right? So why not set his back aflame to celebrate the season. Honestly, we're not sure we understand this one, but whatever. More Jewish than Star Wars.
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Friday 18 December
By E
Not to be a jackass, but it's a channukia if it's the candelabra used on Channuka and a menorah if it's a replica of the device used to light the temple. Happy Channuka, Asylum!
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Saturday 19 December
By LM
I would rather keep disgraceful nonsense out of holiday accessories.
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Saturday 19 December
By Nachum
That's not a wall from the Warsaw Ghetto; that's the Western Wall in Jerusalem.
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Tuesday 22 December
By batmanuel
The weiner dog isn't kosher, not because of the dog part but because the 8 candles are supposed to be on the same level, they are to have equal importance. the "9th candle" is the one that is separate providing light, as you are not supposed to "profit" from the benefits of the 1-8 candles.
I agree that making such a mistake with the wall is really bad. Nowadays people just write crap just for the sake of it. Zero research.
On that tone, I wonder why the "author" omitted the ten candle edition menorah commemorating the ten Halloween commandments that where given to Jesus on the prophet Mohamed's birthday.
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Wednesday 30 December
By lol
its not a junk one but a steampunk one, this author is indeed a tard
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