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This near-Philly native says she's a girl next door with horns to hold up her halo. Devilish!

She likes snowboarding, oysters and wine. And she's looking for a chivalrous guy who "doesn't shave his chest." Fit the mold? (If you don't, please stop reading this blog.) Apply for dinner reservations now.