At this precise moment in time, somewhere in New York City, Mark Malkoff is either being hoisted, piggy-backed or crowd-surfed northward across the island of Manhattan. Or else he's lying on a sidewalk freezing his butt off. In an effort to prove how friendly New Yorkers are, Malkoff is hoping to be carried from the Staten Island Ferry to the Broadway Bridge at 220th and Broadway, basically the entire length of Manhattan. What could possibly go wrong?
In his favor, this isn't the first wacky stunt Malkoff has attempted; he lived in a jet for 30 days, and tried to visit every single Starbucks in Manhattan in a single day. He's also that guy who lived in an Ikea for a week. Clearly he loves torture.
This challenge might prove tougher than seven days sleeping in a bed named after somebody's Swedish uncle though, as we suspect things are going to get really rough once he hits the 60s; it's hard for old people to help a dude crowd surf, even if he does only weigh 130 lbs.
To follow Mark, check out his Twitter. To take a stab at how far he'll make it (or at what point he may actually get stabbed) leave a comment.
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Saturday 19 December
By Vg
The Manhattan Bridge is nowhere near 220th Street and Broadway. You should probably be refering to the Broadway Bridge, which is located at about 220th & Broadway.
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Saturday 19 December
By jeremy
Idiot.
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Saturday 19 December
By tom
I don t think he clearly likes torture .I just think he s clearly a douchebag
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Saturday 19 December
By reiki650
I'm surprised he mad it that far! 138th street at 4pm...in the snow, no less! Give it up, dude! You did great! Now head for Starbucks! I know you know where it is!
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Saturday 19 December
By Anthony
"Or else he's laying on a sidewalk freezing his butt off." Surely, he' lying (down) on a side walk. If he is 'laying', what is he laying? Is he laying bricks, a foundation stone, a woman, or a dozen eggs? The article doesn't say - probably because it's an all-too-common error which shouldn't find its way into credible journalism.
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Saturday 19 December
By espo41
who are the people that write these articles and better i wanna meet the people that ok them to be printed.....def not the best in their field
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Saturday 19 December
By Bob
The only thing worse he could do is admit to being a Jets fan.
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Saturday 19 December
By jhelms
throw him in the river, maybe he can float to florida!
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Saturday 19 December
By akaidododoodoo
Mr. SeaGull, with all of his incredible capacity, is much needed in Iraq or Afganistan. We have tremendously brave young men and women fighting there. The least this Seagal azhole can do is serve one tour of duty there. We can use all of his tremendous abilities to draw fire away from the real heroes serving in our Army, Navy, Marines, and Airforce. God Bless our United States military!
Left his Japanese wife for the call of HollyWood? Wha'da'facup?
Stevie, show us how tuff you really are. Minimum wage, and one tour of DUTY in Afganistan!
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Saturday 19 December
By Charlie
The real idiot here is the author of the article. You people are supposed to be "professionals", but you can't even speak the English language. The author should:
1. Take a course in English
2. Look at a map of Manhattan
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Saturday 19 December
By Bill
Usually when you say your beautiful it means your But-Ugly and hard up. You can stop pushing your Losers Forum on peaple that have a life.
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Saturday 19 December
By purk
OK, now that we know that you guys DON'T know Manhattan, lemme pose a question that SHOULD have been thought of by these idiots. You get off the Staten Island Ferry at the Ferry Building. STAY ON THE WEST SIDE and go uptown. You hit the Upper West Side you gonna have a lotta help. Strong yuppies and middle class progressive types more likely to carry your sorry ass than anyone on the Upper East side who will have heart attacks and sue you. Besides, the Broadway Bridge is now the latest mugging center of the City...so, WISE UP and ask questions before you leap to your death fool
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Saturday 19 December
By BRokzSexGoddessAVL
who the hell is mark malkoff in the first place??
an unfamous loser comic desperate for his ONLY 15 minutes of fame.
get real. good lord. if you want to read about real torture shoot read about amy whinehouse's daily life or britney spears. damn not this pathetic as*hole!
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Saturday 19 December
By JD
The guy lived on an AirTran plane for 30 days......an unfunny guy on the most unprofessional airline....how appropriate!
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