Yes, we support the practice of giving gifts to our significant others at Christmas. Yes, we realize that many women love to receive jewelry. And no, we don't have anything against deaf people, unless they flip us off and then pretend it's just sign language.

But Kay Jewelers is single-handedly thwarting our ability to keep supporting all of these notions by repeatedly re-airing a particular holiday-themed commercial that is as cheesy as it is corny.

In the ad, a man informs his hearing-impaired lady friend that he has "a new sign to show" her. But instead of doing something awesome like yanking down his zipper or holding up a placard that says "I like monkeys," he just signs, "Merry Christmas."


Keep reading to check out this holiday pukefest.