After a few weeks' hiatus, Asylum's Friday Reader Appreciation post is back. Today we're talking with Joey Bueller, the mystery man in the picture to our left. In addition to being a dedicated reader of Asylum, @Bueller967 is also a champion of our tweetage and a rock-radio host for 96.7 KMRQ-FM. If you live near Modesto, Calif., you should give a listen to his mantastic programming.

In case you can't catch him on air, read on to learn more about his wiggly ears and thoughts on Jennifer Connelly's anti-aging techniques ...

My worst habit is: Take your pick: biting my nails, picking my nose, swearing like a sailor, drinking like a fish. Wait, did you say "habit"? I thought you meant hobbies.

I'd love to trade places for a day with: Mike Goldberg. I want to commentate for UFC and I wouldn't mind arguing with Joe Rogan.

My friends would be surprised to know that I ... can wiggle my ears independently of each other.

Five people I'd like to have dinner with (living or dead) are: Randy Couture, Stan Lee, Andrew Jackson, Dane White and Kevin Smith.

My celebrity crush is: It's a toss-up between Gina Carano and Jennifer Connelly. I swear they cryogenically freeze Connelly between films -- she hasn't changed much since "Labyrinth."

My favorite thing about Asylum is: So hard to choose -- I come here every day looking for interesting statistics, videos and pictures.

"Who Is ..." is a weekly feature that lets us profile one of our Internet friends -- a reader from Asylum.com comments, Twitter @replies, or posts a message to our Facebook wall. So speak up and lure us into your web of friendship. We'll return the favor by letting the world know who you are.