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Here's one elf whose "Christmas package" doesn't seem to be affected by the sub-zero temperatures at the North Pole. But while it doesn't take a Freudian analyst to see the double entendre in this XXX-mas decoration, which was part of a massive holiday display, the creator of the custom ornament seemed totally oblivious.

"It's a present cannon!" he informed us, grinning. "All the neighborhood kids love coming to see my display," he added, with a genuine look of innocence.

Perhaps we've been watching too many reruns of ''To Catch a Predator'' or maybe we're just Scrooges, but something about this man's overzealous holiday spirit and the phallic decorations made us think carolers would be wise not to accept any gingerbread cookies when stopping at this house.



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