Recently we postulated that a photo of Coco's ample derriere, which the model / Ice-T squeeze posted to her Twitter feed, could possibly tear through the fabric of space and time. Our humble readers channeled Sir Mix-a-Lot in order to properly weigh in on Mrs. T's prodigious caboose.

Czee thinks Coco possesses the ideal amount of junk in her trunk: "Just the right amount of butt. VERY attractive!!! Small narrow butts are terrible. Hers is just what a real man wants."

Meanwhile, Northerner got all "Oh my God Becky, look at her butt," saying, "WAY too much butt. Not attractive. Small tight butts are great. Hers is TOO big. "

David Wayne Osedach couldn't shake his holiday spirit, offering, "Now that's what I call a Christmas card!"

But Bea Arthur gets the Noble Prize for evoking our favorite Liz Lemon line: "I want to go to there."

Let it be known, when looking to get "sprung," Bea Arthur don't want no "itty-bitty waist."