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We consider ourselves weird-news experts. We've been reporting the more bizarre worldly goings-on for years now, and few things surprise us. Then, a man sniffing the backside of a shelf stacker hits the headlines and we haven't got a clue what's going on anymore.
Plymouth, England, police are searching for the bespectacled pervert, aged about 40, who smelled the co-op worker's bum at least 20 times on consecutive weekends.
CCTV footage shows the 5-foot-9-inch oddball pretending to pick items off shelves before crouching behind the shelf stacker. With his face near his victim's derriere, he seems take a whiff -- and once gets so close his nose touches the man.
Click through to watch the footage. Admit it, you're intrigued.
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Tuesday 22 December
By The Grendahl
NOw that's how you get pink eye...
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Friday 25 December
By mike
BAHhahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Saturday 26 December
By Theo
Actually, that's how you get brown eye.
Monday 28 December
By Spikeghost
Shouldn't it be Brown nose?
Tuesday 29 December
By jennifer
No thats how you get pink eye!
Wednesday 13 January
By Messa
At least he's not American.
Thursday 14 January
By JP
A good water fart would take that guy out.
Thursday 14 January
By Dangit
That is so sick. I hope they catch the perv.
Tuesday 22 December
By northerner
NO, I'M NOT INTRIGUED. A guy sniffing a guy's butt is disgusting. Now, if the stocker was a nice looking woman with a cute, tight butt, that's a different matter...
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Wednesday 23 December
By Cameron
Seriously? That's nasty anyways...
Friday 25 December
By fleurdiabolique
Way to promote sexism and homophobia. It's okay to objectify and sexually harass women, but not men, because that would be GAY.
Friday 25 December
By Severia
You're as disgusting as that anal snorter, sir.
Friday 25 December
By lolroflfail
HAHAHAA it just said in the text that his nose touches the man dude man lol well how cute does that butt look now sir?
Friday 25 December
By Paulo
I disagree. If it was a beautiful woman with an odoriferous ass, that's ok. And, if you're a man and like to sexually harass a man, than you ARE gay. That's not homophobia, that's the truth.
Saturday 26 December
By S
No one said it wasn't gay. Most likely anyone who sniffs another man's posterior is homosexual. What's homophobic is saying that it's okay for a guy to sniff a woman's butt, but not to sniff a guy's butt. It's a double-standard.
Frankly, either way it's creepy. What the hell is wrong with you?
Saturday 26 December
By Random
No...NO...you are not a dog...there is no reason to EVER sniff another persons butt
Sunday 27 December
By USA
Actually, it's still disgusting and a violation even if it's a hot woman. Why is it OK if it's a woman? You got issues, dude.
Tuesday 29 December
By Santas Baby
lol, "if he had a cute butt"
Tuesday 29 December
By ebag
I kinda agree,
thats Disgusting and even if that was a dude sniffing a girls, then itd still be (unless, they both like it?)
Saturday 02 January
By Desert Fox
Wow what a bunch of ignorant people! Sniffing butts regardless of gender of both offender and victim is weird, yes we as a society establish that because it's a dog mannerism. So if a human does it, thus is weird. However, it doesn't mean the guy is gay. A guy can have sex with women and not be straight because inside the guy's personal feelings he knows that he finds men attractive even though he has never slept with one. Same thing if a straight guy has sex with other guys, if the straight guy isn't attracted to men then he is straight. People's actions don't define their orientation.
Gay men don't go around sniffing butts, I mean come on people it's not like butts smell good. So this guy enjoying the scent means he has a problem.