Back in the day, the best little boys could hope for was a bed shaped like a race car. Today, who would want to sleep in NASCAR wheels when they can have the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy?

Kayla Kromer has created the ultimate "Star Wars" fan bed: the Millennium Falcon. Geeks everywhere can now dream of hyperspace, shooting TIE-fighters with Chewy or, most importantly, patching up the hyperdrive with Leia, if you know what we mean. The cockpit has room for two stuffed-animal co-pilots and working headlights. You can see an entire gallery devoted to the bed on Facebook.

Here's the rub: the creator has only made one, and, despite a million offers, it doesn't seem to be for sale. Even this house doesn't have one. So this thing, sadly, is just eye candy, folks.