If it can be believed, here's this week's most outrageous relationship red flag story from the editors of The Little Black Blog of Big Red Flags.

The Story: I was making out with this girl on her couch and she kept her new kitten right next to us. When her blouse and bra were off, she said she wanted to show me something. The girl picked up the kitten and had it nurse on her. This was something she'd taught the kitten. And I found it more than slightly odd that she'd stop making out with me to do this. I guess she liked the kitten's attentions better than mine.

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