Man retreated to Brayz's Hamburgers after being knifedMaybe we're not as tough as folks are in Detroit, but we're pretty sure if we ever get stabbed in the chest, walking a mile to a diner to grab a cup of coffee is not how we'll react.

At least one 52-year-old Michigan man can beat us in game of bad-ass. We say that because, after a mugger plunged a steak knife into the left side of his chest all the way up to the handle, this dude walked roughly a mile to Brayz Hamburgers in the Hazel Park neighborhood, and calmly sipped some joe while waiting for an ambulance to arrive. Five inches of steel in his chest and he's drinking coffee -- is this guy a cyborg?

As further proof that this happened in maybe not the friendliest of neighborhoods, a Brayz employee said that witnesses at the diner turned away from the stabbed man in disgust, rather than offering to help. All the while, the man acted like nothing was wrong. "He was mingling with the guy next to him," said the employee.

Listen to the hilariously panic-free 911 call on the next page.