Merry Christmas, one and all! Asylum has a special treat for you, and we don't care if you've been naughty or nice. These presents come in the form of holiday videos wrapped neatly around subject matter ranging from gifting sex toys to how Santa's sleigh ride impacts the sociopolitical climate. OK, so it's not like getting an NES when you were 11, but we're pretty sure these goodies will leave you reeking of Christmas spirit ...

A warm (and deeply twisted) holiday memory from the King of Christmas, Nick Stevens.
Asylum editor Emily McCombs gives the woman's perspective on Kris Kringle.
Porn star Joanna Angel wants her line of sex toys in the Asylum holiday gift guide.
Asylum trend investigator Ryan McKee has analyzed NORAD's Santa tracker, and wants to re-route that jolly ol' sleigh jockey.
Comic Tom Shillue recounts his childhood crusade to support the existence of Santa Claus at Asylum's Not-So-Silent Night of Comedy.