Do you need a new sound system to complement the new stripper pole you put in your basement? Why not the AssSpeaker
, designed by Younes Daneshvar and Javad Yazdani? The system comes in three pieces, a primary, full-figured butt that would make Coco blush
is the subwoofer and control system, whereas two additional smaller cheeks (a left one and a right one, naturally) house the tweeters.
Best feature? Yeah, you'd think it was the fact that this Bluetooth-enabled sound system doesn't need any wires. But, really, it's this: You have to smack the subwoofer to activate it. Yeah, you'd hit that.
Sadly this banging, bootylicious system is only a concept. It's a no-brainer that there will obviously be enough demand to make these a reality. I mean, Sir Mix-a-Lot
would probably take one for each of his houses.