Showniz news you actually want, from geek gossip to celeb train-wrecks.

Now that she's split from longtime companion Tim Robbins, Susan Sarandon is reportedly dating a younger man. (The Blemish)

Charlie Sheen and wife Brooke Mueller will enter marriage counseling following Sheen's Christmas-day arrest on domestic violence charges. (Popeater)

Ricky Gervais performed a lullaby for Elmo. (Screen Junkies)

Brittany Murphy was laid to rest at a private funeral ceremony on Christmas Eve. (Daily Fill)

Rihanna hit the beach in a bikini over the holidays. (TMZ)

Since you probably skipped the movie, here's a slideshow featuring the women of "Nine." (Maxim)

The Lingerie Football League is suing some former models for spilling secrets about the its policies. (With Leather)

Stay in the holiday spirit with a gallery of video game-themed Christmas trees and ornaments. (Unreality Mag)