Ryan McKee, Asylum's resident genius, analyzes the latest Internet trends.

Football Googlers are scrambling to read about the NFL playoff scenarios. Who will get in, who will win, and who will crash and burn?

Inspired by the standard holiday airing of "The Sound of Music," trend investigator Ryan McKee analyzed each of the 12 teams that have any hope of winning the Super Bowl, re-envisioning these squads of gridiron behemoths through the lens of the von Trapp family. The result is commentary that would make former Colts and Saints coach Jim Mora stand up and indignantly shout, "Playoffs! Don't talk about playoffs!"