With monthly periodicals folding by the dozen on a near-daily basis, we should be falling over ourselves to support the likes of Esquire, GQ, Vanity Fair, Maxim and something called Ralph.They're the rags that really put out in a big way this year, showing off the finest female specimens from around the world, sometimes naked, other times in trench coats, other times in ink (like this July 2009 cover of Bar Refaeli covered in Stephen King's dirty words), but always looking hotter than a fireplace in hell.
Keep reading for our full rundown of the sexiest magazine covers of 2009, and feel free to stare.
Maxim, April 2009 -- Malin Akerman

Maxim, January 2009 -- Hillary Duff

Maxim, September 2009 -- Milla Jovovich

Esquire, June 2009 -- Megan Fox

Esquire, November 2009 -- Kate Beckinsale, even though we disagreed that she's the "Sexiest Woman Alive." (She would've won, if not for the fact that she's an almost unforgivably bad actress.)

Gotham, June 2009 -- Jessica Biel

FHM U.K., June 2009 -- Diora Baird

GQ, January 2010 -- Rihanna

GQ, January 2009 -- Jennifer Aniston

GQ Germany, March 2009 -- Heidi Klum

FHM Spain, March 2009 -- Paz Vega

GQ U.K., January 2009 -- Jessica Biel

GQ, November 2009 -- January Jones

Playboy, November 2009 -- Alina Puscau in the alternative cover (vs. Marge Simpson)

Vanity Fair, January 2009 -- Tina Fey

Ralph, February 2009 -- Joanna and Marta Krupa

Vanity Fair, May 2009 -- Gisele Bündchen

Vanity Fair, September 2009 -- Farrah Fawcett

VF, November 2009 -- Penelope Cruz

From the Web:
Way to Go, That GuyPerhaps the best photobomb of them all. (CollegeHumor)
Putting the Tail in TailgatingRaise your hand if you miss college. (The Chive)


























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Monday 28 December
By Tony
Joe,
Tell us how you really feel.
Tony
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Thursday 14 January
By Randall
January 2010 cover should not be able to make The Sexiest Magazine Covers of 2009. Seeing as the cover counts as 2010 cover.
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Monday 28 December
By mark
why aren't there any men, can only women be sexy?
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Monday 28 December
By Brian Fairbanks
I thought about it, mark, but this site is geared toward straight dudes, as our "For All Mankind" header says. And Lady Gaga got enough exposure this year without my help.
(Just kidding.)
Wednesday 30 December
By Paul
Yes!
Friday 01 January
By Tia
I was thinking the same thing! Why is this only women??
Monday 28 December
By Stuart Hannig
Hedi Klum needs to get her pastie ass a tan. ugly. Jessica biel is < attractive than poo. poo turns me on more than her.
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Tuesday 29 December
By Isaiah Christo
Only a truly a-sexual amorphous blob would write anything as stupid as you have.
Monday 28 December
By Stuart HannigNeutral
Hedi Klum needs to get her pastie ass a tan. ugly. Jessica biel is < attractive than poo. poo turns me on more than her.
Monday 28 December
By siamme1
You scat freak!
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Monday 28 December
By Video Martyr
awww! these are all thumbnails!!! Can we have just a few hi-res? Pleeeeeezzzz!!!!
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Tuesday 29 December
By james
Hey, KING Magazine had some awesome covers this year before it cruncked!
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Tuesday 29 December
By jaromir
Didn't Ciara have a pretty hot cover....I'm sure it was nude or something.
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Tuesday 29 December
By Brian Fairbanks
The Ciara cover you're speaking of is probably the Vibe one from Oct 2008:
http://newsroom.mtv.com/2008/09/04/ciara-poses-nude-for-vibe/
Tuesday 29 December
By 79inchestall
Most of the women look the same...same body size, too...I don't like the look of really thin arms, and thin shoulder blades....I am reminded of what my grandfather said; sleeping with a skinny woman is like fucking a pile of coat hangers...
thankfully some of those women have real breasts.....
I've slept with women of various sizes..by far, size 10-14 were by far the best experiences....I remember dating a woman that my friends admired....whatever position we had, she was forever complaining that she hurt, etc....
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Wednesday 30 December
By ses
hahhahahahahhaah u get chicks?
Wednesday 30 December
By Miranda
I think that is absurd some of us like to work out and not be over weight or emaciated either who are you to judge how someone looks put a pic of your ass up and we will judge how you look i think all of the women are beautiful and had courage to show opff thier goodies ahhahaha
Wednesday 30 December
By Lissa
I think its absurd that being a size 10-14 is considered "overweight".. and that a fellow woman said that. I am a size 10. I work out daily and am in great shape.. I just have hips. Want to be the pot or the kettle?
PS. Its a little odd to be yelling at someone for judging these woman when this is a top list. They all got judged to make the list in the first place :P I do agree with you that they are all beautiful though. My fav is Jennifer Anniston.. I only hope to still look that fab when I'm pushing 40
Friday 01 January
By Julie
Thank you. I'm a size 14.
Wednesday 06 January
By Dude With Food
@79inchestall: You win hands down.
Tuesday 29 December
By freakycarl
tina fey and sexy do not mix? even with a pound of make up and slutty outfit, not sexy. what's wrong with you?
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