Uroclub lets you pee in itJust in time to be after the holidays, we present the Uroclub, with the hope that you don't actually buy it for anyone.

The Uroclub -- the "uro" stands for "urinate" -- is basically a golf club-shaped urinal that you can traipse around the course with in case there are no trees or you're terrified of getting deer ticks on your delicate regions. To put it politely, you unscrew the top, stick your little man inside, and open the floodgates.

It's guaranteed to be spill-proof, which is probably the most important trait for a hollowed-out golf club full of pee that you're going to be lugging around all day.

But why believe us when you could watch the incredibly half-hearted commercial? NSFW if you have a problem with men draping green towels over their groin region and relieving themselves into a golf club. Otherwise, it's totally fine.