If you'd like to avoid bowing to the porcelain deity on New Year's Day, you might try the Hangover Helper, an all-in-one combination of several disgusting health drinks.

This concoction's more banal ingredients are lime, mint and ginger ale; it also includes Acai Daily Cleanse, with aloe vera and a natural laxative, as well as Green Envy Daily Detox, described as a "premium blend of superfoods." Sold separately by their manufacturer, AgroLabs, the Acai Daily Cleanse and Green Envy Daily Detox will cost you roughly $20 a pop.

We aren't going to bother you with any actual proof that the above ingredients, if mixed together, will eliminate that morning-after feeling. (This is far from the first hangover cure we've suggested.) Just take our word for it. It's natural, right? So go ahead, drink up, it looks delicious.

Come to think of it, it looks like a mojito or a caipirinha -- both fine, laxative-free cocktails. We think we'll slug a few of those for one of our favorite hangover remedies: hair of the dog (supplemented with a resolution to not to get as drunk next year).