Showbiz news you actually want, from geek gossip to celeb train-wrecks.

The lawyer for Robert Halderman, the man accused of extorting David Letterman, likened his client's actions to Tiger Woods' paying off of mistress Rachel Uchitel and asked that the case be dismissed. (TMZ)

Divorce could definitely be in the cards for Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller. (Popeater)

Sam Worthington may play Flash Gordon. (FilmDrunk)

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker recreated the "Summer Nights" scene from "Grease," We have no idea why. (Screen Junkies)

Katy Perry bought Russell Brand a $100,000 Range Rover and driving lessons for Christmas. (Radar Online)

Charlie Sheen's wife Brooke Mueller was spotted partying with Paris Hilton. (Daily Fill)

"Balloon Boy" and "Interrupting Kanye" are two of the best memes of 2009. (Holy Taco)

Apropos of nothing, here is an awesome gallery of Mr. T at his most badass. (Unreality Mag)