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Asylum just received word from Ryan McKee that he has no intention of stepping down from his trend investigator post, as fellow Asylum contributor Dr. Abraham J. Froman, along with his cohorts at the American Mustache Institute, have demanded. McKee claims that he is usually above such things as rivalries; however, he will not sit back and continue to be slandered. In his defense, the Asylum Trend Investigator and resident genius offers this video response to Dr. Froman, in which he refutes Froman's claims regarding the true nature of the mustache ...
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Wednesday 30 December
By Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman
McKee,
The Egyptian Pharaoh Ramses II once said to one of his lovely chamber maids, "Doth thou desire something beyond this worldly presence?"
Her response: A simple kick to Ramses' junk.
Of course, he had her beheaded after that, but the humiliation had been done. Check mate.
And while, Ryan, this conflict of hypocritical hipster vs. leader of men is far from over -- I assure you -- your junk has been kicked.
Whether my head is removed at some point remains to be seen, but I am confident that while you have the support of the American midget community, your admittedly lovely girlfriend and her chihuahua; the unvarnished anger and strength of the Mustached American community is at my back.
It is on, my newly sworn enemy. It is on.
Carry on.
Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman
Chief Executive Officer
American Mustache Institute
877-STACHE-1
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Thursday 31 December
By he Future Bald Metrosexuals of America (FBMA)
Dear Ryan Mckee,
Please resolve your dispute with the AMI regarding this issue. Hair is no laughing matter, unlike the pseudo tortoise shell Dwight from The Office inspired glasses that seem to be popular with the skinny jean Hanna Montana crowd these days. Please just apologize to the AM.
FBMA
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Thursday 07 January
By Runescope
I thought this might be relevant. What does a huge photomosaic picture of a tiger need? Why a Mustache of course!
http://irvqvq.bay.livefilestore.com/y1pwt0sk3VJS3HUC3ltBCeOIHCo_ogv1OiLeJFK2qnH9sOLijfXDRYeZWYUntZlMcvpuut_l17u5gO4R3TcYDl_A7x7k8sxjgNf/IMG_0012.JPG
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