You know what you've always needed but never thought to ask for? A chip clip with a recording device. That way, you could give yourself handy reminders in your own irritating voice. It would be handy for New Year's resolutions, too: Put the clip on a bag of chips and every time you reach for one, you'll hear, "Stop eating so many chips, fat ass." (If you're a Pringles eater, you're out of luck.)

JimCorp's Record-O-Clip can record and store up to 16 seconds of audio, which is triggered every time you squeeze it open. Pictured at left it can be used to hold a shopping list, which is totally pointless since you can just record what you need from the store -- provided you can say it in 16 seconds. The Record-O-Clip is also great for short-term spying. This innovative, nagging solution can be yours for a mere $8.

Discount Alert! If you order yours before Jan. 15, and enter the discount code NEWYEARS2010, you'll get yours for 10 percent off, plus free shipping! If you only had some sort of technology to remind yourself of this ...