Never underestimate the ingenuity of beer drinkers. Last week, an old man in a North Dakota apartment complex rigged up a home alarm system made of empty beer cans, and it actually worked! Police were initially summoned to the building after a report at 1:24 a.m. of two elderly naked men attacking each other. They weren't naked, although the tenant was in his underwear, having been awoken when an intruder stumbled into his place and tripped his homemade alarm.
"The renter of the apartment had set up a stepstool with empty beer cans on it and set that in front of the door so that if anybody were to open the door it would knock all the beer cans off and that would wake him up, which it did, so I guess it worked," said Sgt. Bill Ahlfeldt of the Fargo Police Department.
"He called it his burglar alarm," Ahlfeldt said. "He said he doesn't really lock his doors, so he does that instead."
The renter got out of bed and turned on the light to find Daniel Gable, 61, who lives one floor below, hiding in a closet. A fight between the two men ensued and Gable was sent to jail on suspicion of robbery, although police said it was possible that his drunken state led him to believe he had entered his own apartment.
Either way, we think this simple beer can-based security system could give ADT a run for its money. What burglar in the world would dare attempt to break into a place with a sign outside reading, "This apartment protected by PBR."
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Monday 04 January
By rr mm
good job!!!
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Monday 04 January
By Michael
Well if the person that came into the apartment of another person this I find to be utterly disgusting and I can't believe some people are that rotten but then if it was really a mistake like he said then explaine to me why he was hiding in a closett???? I really hope to GOD that the judge sends this man to prison for attempted robbery and assault and battery on an innoscent victim. What a creep this guy was. Gee wizz its still breaking and entry and unlawfully attacking a man in his own home.
Monday 04 January
By luckyfreeman
I once read a guy rigged a red brick on a board above the door the brick was sitting up on the board and a broob stick was holding the other end of the board when the door was opened the brick fell and hit the creep on the head. But that guy got in trouble because he wasn't caught hideing in the closet and attacking the good legal occupant.
Monday 04 January
By John F. C. Taylor
I suppose that a stack of soda cans would do the job for those who don't drink.
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Monday 04 January
By Gary
Good idea. I do something similar, just not with beer cans. I also keep my doors locked. If someone still makes it to my room which is also locked and tries to come through, they meet Mr. Beretta 9mm.
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Monday 04 January
By Cappy Lills Kid
I use my tin bank filled with coins. of course i lock all doors, but if some is stupid enough to enter the house, they'd be greeted by a very mean chow-chow and my .38. Enter at your own risk LOL
Monday 04 January
By jmarkley77
I know what you mean.Myself I use a Springfield Model 1911 in .45 caliber.
Monday 04 January
By Marcus
Why doesn't the redneck just lock his door?
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Monday 04 January
By darlene
because hes a redneck.haha
Tuesday 05 January
By Keke
You answered your own question. He is a redneck!! In addition, he more then likely is a drunk.
Monday 04 January
By Heidi Ann
Peter Brady did the same thing to Alice in The Brady Bunch. It works.
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Monday 04 January
By Kevin
Great use of recycled aluminum cans. He better patent it or
Al Gore will say he invented the Beer can Alarm system.
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Tuesday 05 January
By Former sailor
"Kevin:" Nothing to worry about there - Gore is too busy complaining about how he invented the Electoral College, and collaborating with Michael Moore on a new lie-filled mockumentary for "MoreGoore Productions," as well as developing new outright lies for delivery at the next "climate change" conference.
Monday 04 January
By David
Good one Gary, I was laughing my ass off
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Monday 04 January
By webpilot13
i dont know whos dumberer lol. the idiot on wrong floor or the moron who doesnt lock his door. either way they both tarded
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Monday 04 January
By webpilot13
and yes the term dumberer comes from the jim carrey movie so dont go there dinglebrains.
Monday 04 January
By danny
What's PBR?
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Monday 04 January
By Lisa
PBR is Pabst Blue Ribbon, it's a beer, drank them in college when I had no money, very cheap, but it gets the job done!!!
Monday 04 January
By chris
Pabst Blue Ribbon was known during the early depression years for its smooth flavor. as a matter of fact many old time radio ads played upon this and sold many cases per day from each grocery and liquor store.
Monday 04 January
By Jerry
Anyone who breaks into my place will come face-to-face with my two very good friends... Smith & Wesson.
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