In life-just-isn't-fair news, Jorge Cruz, a Washington Heights man, won a prize package worth more than $4,000 after sitting on his rump at the ESPN Zone for 48 hours, 15 minutes and 1 second.

During the time he ate free food and watched TV. The limitations? He could only go to the bathroom every eight hours and wasn't allowed to fall asleep.

Please. What Cruz and ESPN Zone officials call the Ultimate Couch Potato competition, we call a typical weekend.

To prepare, Cruz researched the sport of competitive sitting and learned to avoid caffeine and drink very little water. After gaining real-life experience, Cruz said he'd be bringing a toothbrush next year.

He may also want to bring a box of tissues because he'll be crying rivers after we beat him. Burn!

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