Easy Curves provides maximum bustline, ultimate laughsIn the world of weird exercise devices that are only ever seen on TV, there's a lot of "toning your core," "rocking your abs" and "maximizing your strength." Usually not so much with the "getting gigantic boobs" and "making slow, deliberate handjob gestures."

Filling that void is Easy Curves, the bust-enhancing exercise tool that might make you slightly terrified of breasts forever. The idea behind the "university test results"-inspired device is that it will work the muscles underlying the breasts.

What this actually means is that a girl takes a giant, phallic object and simulates the slowest, driest HJ in the world. Meanwhile, the actual boobs themselves move seemingly independently of the rest of the body, as if large hedgehogs are trapped underneath the skin and are trying to escape.

In other words, it's a nightmare. A nightmare which we will gladly share with you in all its boob-transforming splendor.