Ryan McKee is an Asylum blogger and video contributor. He is also an idiot.

In the past, I've ruined a Halloween and a couple Christmases, but this year was the first time I ruined New Year's.

On the fateful eve, me and my girlfriend and her best friend Sally spent the final seconds of a brilliant and hectic decade in Times Square. At midnight, we shouted "Happy New Year," and I turned to kiss my wonderful date, as is traditional.

But when I finished with my New Year's kiss, I saw Sally standing alone. I didn't want anyone I cared for to leave Times Square without being kissed. I sprang and planted my lips against hers.

Obviously, I've watched too many bad films this year, because a Vince-Vaughn character entered my body and said, "Hey, it'd be hilarious if you stuck your tongue in her mouth." My tongue awkwardly forced its way in.

It played out in my head like this: My girlfriend and her friend would be shocked, until I made it blatantly clear it wasn't sexual, but good-natured, whiskey-buzzed fun between friends. Everyone would laugh.

Keep reading to find out what actually happened.

Pulling away, I noticed the two ladies were predictably shocked. However, they didn't break into laughter as I estimated. The shock continued.

"Ha, ha," I said, indicating we could all laugh now.

Nothing. Tough room. Their astonished faces turned and walked back into the bar. Later my girlfriend told me I ruined New Year's. When I sought solace from my friend of loosest morals, a guy with tattoos of naked ladies, he said, "Oh, you f**ked up." All of my friends have echoed his sentiment since.

Graciously, my girlfriend has granted me a stay of execution. I understand why her feelings were hurt, and I'm sorry for that.

However, was I really so undeniably wrong? I still maintain the kiss was good-hearted. Would anyone, male or female, find it funny? Possibly even charming? If anyone out there finds my actions even mildly explainable, please speak now and back a brother up. Anyone?

Is Kissing Your Girlfriend's Friend on New Year's Eve Wrong?
It depends how pretty she is169 (10.6%)
If there's no tongue378 (23.7%)
As long as it's not her sister42 (2.6%)
If it's innocent213 (13.4%)
You're an idiot for even asking790 (49.6%)