7. Britney Spears
Britney's like your crazy uncle whose antics used to annoy you until you realized you wouldn't have anything to talk about at family reunions if he weren't around. Also, like your crazy uncle, Britney loves to wear bikinis.

Recently, Asylum rated the top 100 hottest women on the Internet, based solely on how many times the babe-loving general public enters an attractive lady's name into AOL's search box. (Because we believe this simple metric is the best way to measure true heat.) We've decided to highlight some of our favorites from the countdown again.