We're not in the business of preaching religion, but we strongly encourage you to go to synagogue this Friday. Or at least a Brooklyn space that used to be a synagogue. Save your soul with drinks at the swanky Deity Supperclub, which will be celebrating its second anniversary with two hours of free Corzo Tequila (an expensive label to help kick that stingy stereotype!).

Wait a minute -- this night is starting to sound just like our friend Adam Goldman's bar mitzvah. Hopefully it, too, doesn't end with a month-long grounding. Apparently adults don't believe you're drinking water when you're falling off your seat and hitting on your cousin.

Deity Supperclub (368 Atlantic Ave. between Bond and Hoyt St.). Jan. 8 at 9 p.m. Free.