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For some unknown reason, The NY Daily News took a break from reporting the news to write a fluff piece that's sure to ruin men's dreams across the boroughs. The story in question lined up celebrity doppelgangers in an 84-page slideshow.
Perhaps there was something interesting to be found around slide 37 but we couldn't get past the first page -- where they compared the perfectly-tanned Emmanuelle Chriqui to the very scary J-Woww from "Jersey Shore." (TMZ made the same comparison back in December as well.)
We must admit, the resemblance is uncanny but that doesn't make it right! Thanks a lot, stupid newspaper. Please go back to covering broken water mains and traffic jams before you cause any more damage. We beg you.
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Wednesday 06 January
By Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman
UNregardless, each still provides outstanding fodder for the Mustached American masturbatory techniques.
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Wednesday 20 January
By Ziro
Lame, Asylum. I'm sick of hearing people dump on The Jersey Shore, yet watch it religiously.
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