Is "Jersey Shore" the perfect reality show? We asked for your feelings on the gang who have made big hair, fist pumping and skin the color of Crayola's "burnt sienna" the subjects du jour around the watercooler. Turns out there's no such thing as a casual "Jersey Shore" fan -- you either really love it or hate it with a fiery passion. And you guys definitely fall into the latter camp.

Mike feels the show brings him closer to his cultural heritage, saying, "The more i watch, the happier i am to be IRISH."

Ironphil came through with a topical quip: "'Jersey Shore' is weapons-grade stupid. We need to ban this quivering pile of insanity before the Iranians get their hands on it."

But yaaaaa okayyyy perfectly sums up the train-wreck appeal of "Jersey Shore": "This show is like one of those really really really weird porn videos where you know the thing is pretty disgusting and that somewhere, somehow you know it'll kill something inside of you. But you have to keep watching otherwise you'll never know who just might be the next runner up for the Darwin Awards."

Forget perfect reality show. Maybe the question should be, "Jersey Shore": Is it porn?