10. Sunny Leone's iPhone app
Not only did Sunny Leone create the first-ever iPhone-approved porn-star application this year, but she celebrated her historic feat by gracing us with her presence and boobs for a photo shoot and interview.

Click here to see the spread." Sunny says hello to everyone: "I am honored to be one of the top 10. I know there are a lot of beautiful women out there and still can't believe I am on the list. Thanks so much, Asylum!"


9. Muslim woman stars in hot lingerie ad
We don't usually get anything out of commercials. In fact, it usually baffles us when anyone remembers one years later or can quote from them five minutes later.

But this is one that we'll remember, perhaps for all time, thanks to its twist ending and rampant sex appeal throughout. And who doesn't get a thrill realizing there may be some really hot women under those conservative clothes?

Liaison Dangereuse, the makers of this lingerie, say they are not surprised by the reaction: "We strongly believe that every woman can be feminine and sensual, no matter where she lives, whom she loves or what she believes in. We have sold beautiful lingerie to so many women worldwide, so there doesn't seem to be a cultural border, as far as age or religions go."


8. Nerdcore's 2010 calendar
This year, Aria Giovanni, Justine Joli and the rest of the, um, "scream queens" at Nerdcore have gotten together to bring horror films into the porn world.

And it couldn't have been met with better results -- pretty much every man on the Internet has ordered 10 copies, or at least seven, since its release earlier this fall. This year's homage sees the girls getting naked to celebrate classics like "Carrie," "Poltergeist" and "Bride of Frankenstein." See, these girls watch old black-and-white movies too! Just like your mom.


7. The California cheerleading coach who was fired for posing for Playboy.com
Carlie Christine, a former cheerleading coach, is probably our personal choice for the most beloved newcomer on the sexy scene.

She was fired by a California school after these stunning, NSFW Playboy.com photos made the rounds of the hallways and some decidedly un-heterosexual father complained ... or was it a bunch of jealous little brats who hadn't made the cheerleading squad?

In any case, Christine made the quintessential newcomer's mistake: She used her real name to model in the buff. Here's hoping to see her full pictorial in the magazine next year.


6. Models stripping in a Fifth Avenue window display
Like all their neighborhood competitors, the Fifth Avenue store XOXO set up a holiday window display earlier this winter to attract clothing buyers. Of course, they had a leg up on the competition -- or, should we say, a slew of legs. XOXO went all XXX, hiring a bevy of sexy lingerie models to ostensibly to play live-mannequin roles, but we all know it was for the part where they have to change into various outfits right in front of pedestrians. Hooray for panties! "The XOXO girl is sexy, confident, bold," says company rep Carol Powley. "The window was a direct look into her XOXO lifestyle. It's both an honor to be selected for this award, and also a challenge to see just how much sexier we can be in 2010."



5. Playboy's downfall -- Internet porn wins!
Playboy has been falling apart for years -- as racier magazines became more widely available and DVD porn downloads became more popular than actually having to flip past Pulitzer Prize-winning fiction to get to the goodies, it was inevitable that the world's greatest men's magazine would be on its way out. But it didn't help that it also had internal struggles and an unfortunate need to make a reality-show joke of itself, so Internet porn will take over. And since Internet porn is easily obtained for free, it will win. Hooray.



4. New Victoria's Secret model
We were rooting for Kylie Bisutti to win it from the moment we played the first video intro for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. "Are those real?" we said out loud.

Unfortunately, we were in a public library, and everyone came over to see what we were looking at. Bill the Homeless Guy and Mort the Janitor both agreed they were real, but Cindy the Randy Librarian said, "Oh, definitely not. And I can prove it." We'll end the story there, just for spite.


3. Santa Speedo Run
The idea of a bunch of people, men and women, dressing up in pudgy Santa Claus outfits, masked by Santa beards, doesn't really appeal to us on a sexual level. But Boston's Santa Speedo Run does away with all the beer bellies, lecherous old weirdos, and families that think they belong there. This pointless event is pure stupidity, with scantily clad chicks and normal dudes who aren't muscling in on your territory ... because the only muscles they seem to have are painted on. (Founder Jonathan Ianelli responds: "The Santa Speedo Run is the number-three sexiest thing you saw in 2009? Naturally! What's not sexy about five-hundred men and women getting together to raise a lot of money for children in need?!" And looking good doing it, let's not forget ...)



2. The Strippermobile
Just because the only whiny, stuffed-shirted people in Vegas shut down the world-famous Strippermobile, it doesn't mean we can't dream of it popping up again, either there or, inevitably, in triplicate in Bangkok. There's no way something founded on such genius can die such a sudden death and never be resurrected by tourist-loving Thai strip-club owners.



1. Betty White takes down Megan Fox
Your genius editors at Asylum caused an Internet sensation in August when they turned No Megan Fox Day into Nothing But Betty White Day. Read the tributes from White's fans and other creepy perverts from around the world in this comments section.