An innocent goodbye kiss shutdown an entire airport.Dude. Sometimes you just have to let her go. Like, say, if not letting her go would involve breaching an airport security checkpoint and shutting down the entire place for six hours. Just an example.

Upon reviewing surveillance footage at the Newark Airport to try to figure out exactly how and why TSA ended up closing the entire airport to re-screen all passengers, it was discovered that the man who started it all by walking the wrong way through an unattended exit merely wanted to give his sweetheart a kiss. The man was spotted crossing under a rope after a security guard left his post, giving the woman a kiss, holding her hand and walking off-screen. He reappeared after 20 minutes. Make your own assumptions.

Although the couple remains unidentified by authorities, hopefully they learned a lesson from these shenanigans -- if you really need to say goodbye to somebody at an airport, pull a "Midnight Express" and rub your moobs all over the glass partition. For safety.