Maybe you were planning on just loosening your knickers after brunch, but apparently more than 7,000 locals are confirmed to strip them entirely on Sunday at 3 p.m. for Improv Everywhere's 9th Annual No Pants Subway Ride.

We asked Improv spokesman Charlie Todd if they've ever had issues with pervs spamming the event, but he said it's the participants who are the problem: "We just have too many people. Last year we had 1,200 people and divided them up into four trains. This year we're planning to use nine trains."

As long as those five extra trains are designated for females -- and run on the orange or blue lines, near our house -- we fail to see the problem.

(last year's video after the jump)