Jan 8th 2010 By Jeremy Taylor
Actor. Academy Award winner
. Member of the Coppola clan. Ghost rider
. Lover of Elvis. Raiser of Arizona
. Currently facing financial ruin
because he bought a whole bunch of castles in Europe and also a really expensive dinosaur skull.
But what if we told you that Nic Cage was more than just what you think you know. More than just what you hear. What if we told you that Nic Cage exists in every person there is, was and ever will be?
We just blew your mind, right? But it's all true. And a Web site called Nic Cage As Everyone
has compiled a collection of indisputable evidence in support of this inconceivable conclusion.
The blogger behind the site told us how he got the idea.
"It began when it was brought to my attention that I was 'obsessed' with Nic Cage, meaning that I brought him up in conversation nearly everyday in our carpool. I think he's a fascinating and unique actor, even when he's in big budget films that people don't necessarily deem 'good.' The great thing about Nic Cage is that, like in his films, no matter 'who he is,' he's still essentially Nic Cage."
So true. Keep reading to see more of the shocking photos.
As Rosie O'Donnell
Think of the damage this creature would have done to Larry David.
As Barack Obama
We'd really like to see Cage as Obama as the Joker.
Sexy time, Cage style.
As Don Draper
The adman gets even more dark and mysterious.
Now that's a bundle of pure intensity.
As Hulk Hogan
Maybe this is why Cage was Darren Aronofsky first choice to play the title role in "The Wrestler."
As Pamela Anderson
This ought to ruin any lingering C.J. Parker fantasies you might have
All photos courtesy of Nic Cage As Everyone.