Obviously we have to say the first-best Web site ever is the very one you're reading right now, but the second best, hands down, has to be SubwayDouchery.com.

As you may have guessed, the site posts candid photos of people being d-bags on the subway.

Like this guy (left), who insists that riders share their personal space with a 12-foot plant when he could just as easily -- maybe much more easily -- have taken a cab home. (Though Gothamist points out that he had the decency to not make his transport during rush hour.)

"It all started when I saw a guy blabbing on his cell phone in the middle of the stairs going up to the street," says site founder Tom Sibley. "People had to walk around him and he didn't move -- just talked away! I don't think all these people are necessarily jerks, I'm just fascinated by their lack of awareness."

Other highlights include ridiculous PDA-ers, inconsiderate loungers and bad stair climbers. Take a gander -- if it doesn't make you really freaking angry at the human race, at least it'll make you giggle a bit.