There are 21 empty storefronts on Avenue A
Where will the hipsters spend their artistically earned cash?!? (EV Grieve)

Jack Bauer's coming to the Big Apple
Get ready for 1,440 minutes of high-adrenaline confusion when "24" finally hits NYC. (NY Post)

Cushiest job in the world: library staffer
Turns out they get to take paid leave when the library's temperature falls below 68. (NY Times)




Brad Pitt has a weird beard
A newspaper used 495 words to talk about Pitt's facial hair. Seriously. (NY Post)








Paris Hilton almost kills 15 chihuahuas
An overpopulation of the Taco Bell dogs (thanks to celebs wearing them like accessories) in California sends 15 pups to NYC to escape euthanasia. (AM New York)