Here's the situation: People are calling you all hours of the day and night asking for a delicious Domino's pizza pie, now that they know they have the same taste, texture and consistency as one of Seth Rogen's old bathmats covered in pepperonis and anchovies.

Would you calmly explain they aren't calling Domino's and are instead calling someone who is heavily armed and collects human ears?

Or would you take the approach of Louisiana native Wayne Spring, and pretend to be an employee of the franchise for a series of prank calls?

The Albany, La., native, who recently found himself in the worldwide media spotlight after sacrificing his HDTV to a group of gun-totin' New Orleans Saints fans as part of a bizarre online bet, had a fax line that was very close to a new Domino's built in his town.

"I had my old fax line for my business that I had out of my house, so when people would call my house at night, it wasn't my fax line but I would answer it, 'Domino's Pizza, can I help you?'" Spring said. The result is a collection of hilarious recordings on his YouTube page.

"One guy called me up and said he already placed an order and just needed to give his address for delivery," Spring said. "I said, 'I'm so glad you called. Your pizza's going to be about 15-20 minutes late.' And he said, 'That's OK, can I ask why?' I said, 'Now, I'm going to be honest with you. When we pulled the pizza out of the oven, one of the employees noticed a roach had got baked in so we had to cut that piece out, put some new ingredients on it and run it through again in order for it all to be melted evenly."

Keep reading for a few of the tastiest treats from Spring's series of Domino's prank calls.