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"Entourage" star Emmanuelle Chriqui has been named AskMen's most desirable woman of the year. Really? Did we enter a wormhole and emerge in 2006? Sure they didn't mean J-Woww from "Jersey Shore"? (AskMen)

Marc Webb, director of "(500) Days of Summer" has signed on for the "Spider-Man" reboot. (Inside Movies)

Speaking of Marc Webb and the "Spider-Man"-reboot, here is some helpful advice for resurrecting the franchise. (AMC SciFi Scanner)

Sources say the ban on Conan O'Brien badmouthing NBC could be lifted soon. (TMZ)

Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston posed for a racy photo shoot for W magazine. Oh, and they might be dating. (Popeater)

The trailer for "Piranha 3-D" features 3-D boobs and Doc from "Back to the Future." (Screen Junkies)

The first red band trailer for "Magruber" hit the web. (FilmDrunk)

Check out a gallery of Heidi Montag's new post-surgery look. Wait, is that a wax statue of Faith Hill? (Daily Fill)

The lineup for George Clooney's Haiti telethon was announced. (Radar Online)