There is nothing worse than finding yourself involved with someone paranoid enough about your habits to want to sneak a peek at your email or text messages -- although if you are a cheating bastard, then you'll want to purchase the iTrust iPhone app immediately.

This new app sets your cell phone screen to replace your actual, touchable homepage with a photo of that homepage. So if any Snooping Sallys want to poke around in your cellular history, they will be unable to access any programs. When you, say, get out of the shower, you simply hit the "home" button to undo the screenshot and access a slow-mo replay of your soon-to-be-ex's digital spelunking.

The iTrust is being promoted to death by a bored Internet news stream desperate for the next juicy tidbit. Click through for a video demonstration.