The media often uses political and social issues to attempt to separate us into superficial categories -- to divide people rather than bring them together. Asylum is different in that we want to unite men. And one thing that we can all agree on: Really drunk girls can be wildly entertaining.

So as part of "LateNet With Ray Ellin" -- a Web-based talk show hosted by the funnyman behind DailyComedy -- we had Ray take to the streets to ask intoxicated ladies about some of the most pressing issues of our time ...